slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via gekkostate-member)

parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

(via oknope)

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